1. I accidentally farted in the car (1-month relationship)

Mijoo’s Golden Rule: Laugh it off cutely!
→ “Oh, my legs hurt~” → *pwoot* → “Hahaha did you hear that??”
→ They’ll think it’s adorable (still honeymoon phase!)

Never do: Fake cough or sneeze → too obvious
Silent but deadly? Quietly roll down window + confess later to test if they smelled it 😂

2. Completely bombed exam → mom will kill me

Strategy 1: “I filled out the OMR wrong” → Only works under 20 points!
Strategy 2 (Noh Hong-chul method): Self-blame + fasting
→ “I failed at life… I don’t deserve food or academy” → Mom feels bad + cancels academy = double win!

3. Got caught wearing older sister’s clothes

Mijoo’s Real Answer: There is NO perfect stealth method → sisters have supernatural senses
→ Solution: Extreme sucking up + kneeling aegyo
“Unnie~~ please let me wear it just once~~” → 99% success rate
Bonus: Mijoo once had her eardrum burst fighting with her sister 😂

4. Came home drunk at 3 AM → mom woke up

Moms NEVER actually sleep when you’re not home yet
Method 1: Walk in confidently → “I’m young, I should enjoy it now!”
Method 2: Pretend life is hard → “Too many group projects… I’m so tired…” → mom switches to worry mode
Method 3 (for heavy-sleeper moms): Come in at 7 AM pretending you’re leaving for school

5. Guy suddenly texts “I’m nearby, come out” (greasy hair, no makeup)

MIJOO’S LEGENDARY 15-MINUTE NO-WASH PREP ROUTINE

• 1 min – Wash only bangs (tie the rest)
• 1 min – Tone-up cream
• 30 sec – Eyebrows
• 1 min – Blush (essential as you age!)
• 1 min – Lip tint (do on the way down)
• Outfit: Hoodie + sweatpants = guys love it

Can’t meet at all? Send photo with messy hair in hair tie → “This is the real me today 🥹” → talking stage instantly ends 😂

6. Guy friend confessed even though I have a boyfriend

Mijoo (15 years of rejection experience):
→ “I’ve never thought of you as a man” (clear & final)
→ Next day greet casually → he’ll realize you mean it
If he keeps confessing: Blame fortune (“We’re both fire signs”) or suddenly become a shaman 😂